PacMan army

Abraham Lincoln as a pirate captain

Someone is blowing very classy-looking bubbles

Lucifer and Beelzebub have a forbidden tryst

defecation

A roll of gaffer tape named Otto

Nepeta eaten by her hat

Talking couch tries to talk to a sleeping blue ball

Dalmatian with an udder is baffled by urine-soaked cheese.

Arrrrrrr-chitect

Expertly drawn metal dinosaur. It has two necks, one with a head, the other only ending in a smokestack.

The phrase "Hot and steamy sex" with relevant imagery