Boombox-bot
Best around?
Looks like a sad cow with a baseball cap. He wants cash for his wizard
Raphael is into astrology
Robot thinks about things greater than himself
Fancy mustache talks about daytime
Some cheap ass off-brand Pokemon. It's blue
By grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
Fat ninja
Lizard with a face on its chest
A pitcher spits out its contents so perfectly the liquid maintains its shape.
Hello. My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.