Godzilla walks into the sea and the sunset with a lovestruck person on his head. Godzilla is enjoying this a little too much...

(Carrot) + (Hammer/Time) = Red Ring of Death

Doodle or Die

EA representative pitches his new idea to BRAZZERS, "BLACKED VR"

The next doodler is gay

A nihilistic man lies on the ground and ponders the futility of life. His head is severed and bleeding from his eyes so the point is moot

Doodle or Die

My Cat gf when I ask her if I can play with her tail

Everyone's Favorite carebear, "My name is not important" bear, broods menacingly about how he wants to kill everyone. 2bears bout 2 fuqInBa

Doodle or Die

Tumblertale: Everyone is nonbinary transgender otherkin edition

Doodle or Die

Gorillaz and Naruto join forces for their next album "Demon Ninjustu Days Hokage Bukkake Final Fight Shippuden" *Performs mantra with hands*

Babies first breastfeeding. Wow, look at the pepperoni nipples on Mom!

This suspiciously brown snowman seems to be learning remedial katana

The single kernal of corn embedded in the fecal matter that is my life

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