A Rose with a penis

Crazy smurfette holding smurf baby. Almost looks like she's going to eat it.

A cow with blood coming from its utters doesn't give a shit while standing on a blob with a face

It seems to be a woman raping a horse or maybe a dog

piece of shit looking smug while smoking a cigar and lying in bed with a dead hooker

Not hammer time

A demonic horse assesses the damage crashed car with a dead guy inside it.

3 bears: 2 in the top right (left=green, right=blue).Other one=red & is alone in bottom left. Blue/green look annoyed. Red looks retarded

I green brontosaurus on a blue car. The brontosaurus is saying "Moooo!", and the car is saying "Woof!".

The word "no" with a bunch of scribbles. Probably a reaction to sonic, penis, or shark tits. Possibly a combination of all of those.

Stick person having a bad hair day

The words "how do you boat underwater". The "w" in how looks like a "y", and the "t" in boat looks like an "r". All the text is underwater