an orange who has had enough of its twin and has decided to commit suicide.

a person who's limbs have fallen off resorts to the final comfort, smoking salad and cheese.

which pill will you take? the brown pill... or the black pill?

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the offspring of a gorilla and a bell.

the latest work of modern art.

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the misty mountains from LOTR

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genderless person with a largely disproportionate head laughs at two tortoises.

nicely drawn polygon needs to be gibben directions.

heavy weapons guy needs to lay off the sandviches.

wat lady.

a duck with a limp leg devours a green kush worm.

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