Miss Piggy is having a rough day.

Hi!! It's good to see you!

A black gentleman with stunning green eyes enjoys his beverage.

Red is so pleased to have new comfy socks for his shoulder feet.

The potatoe clan sneaks up on the unsuspecting carrot

He was given a birthday cake with a 6, but secretly wonders to himself, "I sit lie?"

This tree just wants a hug.

Pikachu use your thundersmash!!

Over the course of 5 years Tiffany slowly became addicted to the taste of red lipstick. All her neighbors gawked.

You better buy that kid the best toy in the whole store! That's right. Buy 'em a toy cash register.

birds evolve into ugly people apparently

Feet miss out on jokes because they tend to take information too literally.

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