You remind me of the babe.

An egg, over easy, with the words "I don't wanna be a lumber Jack" near it.

A dark figure kneels in the corner of a grey room, holding a gun to their head as if contemplating to end it all.

A clan of kappa!

A wizard fellow casting some kind of sun attack? It's pretty cool, you can see him through the sun and junk. Also, he has a long cloak on.

MOOSE.

Wilt, from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

Look out, man. It's the Bandersnatch.

Bart Simpson with a huge-assed grin, and testicles for a chin.