Jerry Seinfeld gets girl eyes and sharp fingers. George is wearing a flannel shirt and looks as if he is taking a shit.

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Indian dilbert with a haircut holds up a top hat soaked with his own semen. He also has semen around his mouth.

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A harlem globetrotter who works at KFC is busting a cap in superman five's ass while holding his piece upside down.

Stalin wants a cookie!

George washington is dissapointed about his botched nose job.

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The space shuttle deploys its heat shield. Brilliantly drawn!

A black man has projectile bloody diarreah, enough to acheive liftoff

Playing With gasoline is fun!!!

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