Old King Billy had a 10" willy & he showed it to the man next door. He thought it was a snake so he hit it with a rake & now it's only 5"4.

Emo kid with blood flowing from where his arms should be, his thoughts melding into incomprehensible brownness.

Colin Smith

A kitten is being pet but is too engrossed in its ball of yarn to notice.

A birthday boy shocked to see his friend at his party who just so happens to be a plum.

Having discovered that hoverboards don't work on water, suicide was the only option left for Marty McFly. Thankfully he had a pistol handy.

Boy has fallen asleep at his computer, which shines brightly in a dark room.

A man braking up with a snake ghost.

A grey person is sad because they don't get what's so great about bacon. I feel this way too.

Man making fun of a boy in a rather poorly designed wheelchair.

Nicki undresses for her dad.

A drop of blood adjacent to a drain