A knife begins to have sexual feelings. Though this is confusing, it manages to overcome society's expectations and have a great sex life.

A pretentious frenchman belittles you for your lack of knowledge in the arts.

A basket full of differently colored polka dots, representing a utopian society wherein people of all colors get along without issue.

Someone is apologizing. He's very sorry, but he will not draw two men kissing. What a homophobe.

An emotionless shark rides on a wave of happiness. It does nothing for him.

A silly man has stuffed straw into his hat. His son sits next to him, unamused.

A surfer dude with lopsided titties prepares himself for the ordeal that is Fluy COpuITOR

A chicken man caws.

A tiny dwarf rides upon the back of a giant fairy. Her wand is a purple dildo.

A smurf with kidney failure dyes his hair black in an effort to rebel one last time before his death.

A sailor is not allowed to speak.

A green man desperately reaches for a pile of pink vomit. "Plesgib!" he cries.