boop is impu

selling piss as lemonade

two pink bandits stealing a toaster.

Gandalf the Grey shouting you shall not pass.

a boy is dreaming about stabbing his bitch family to death.

a dick cumming on wheatley from portal 2

a black man is confused over why the white man is laying on the ground at night.

fuck love. i got that bitch a bunch of expensive shit. bitches love expensive shit.

an ugly girl takes a sip of her martini only to find that it is horse piss.

bottles in space

smelly piss on the floor

a baby shoots yellow lazers out of its armpits at a fat green frog.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×