A frog giving your mother a blowjob.

A white hitler-like Obama standing behind a podium that is lit on fire.

New Chain

A large male organ, occasionally used for "fun" purposes, inside of a circular object.

A negro duck assaulting a man in a car for "five dalla"

Small wide, macaroni shaped things under a blue upside-down arc.

A dark mammalian creature that is human shaped, has big lips, and cant stop talking shit to white males.

A man running from a man eating toilet

Doodle or Die

Pedofiliac

Man running from a snake

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