Happy shit!
A man with big lips crys, for there was a terrible description.
a pokemon is shot dead, nation mourns.
That singer from gorillaz cant eat pizza cuz he's dum
Dirk and jake share a romantic discussion about jakes sugary glasses, jake would very much desire to touch them
A diliquent kangaroo is punished for eating a car that was for the family
Mr Karkat Vantis stole gamzee's sopor sauce in a bottle, and got wasted, also karkat got a haircut.
thor says in 10 minutes, MiGs will blow the hell out of this place, while standing in tall grass,a rattata may come out of the shrapnel
A pokemon with a bomb on its chest
A crying sun, with bulbous blue shiny eyes, in a moment of dispair