A VCR CRIES BY THE FACT THAT HE IS NOW OBSOLETE. DON'T CRY BECAUSE YOU HAVE BATMAN W/ JACK NICHOLSON. OH THAT'S ON DVD TO? FUCK YOU, VCR!

I GOT A BONER. WHY IS THE CUM GREEN?

JUST A FULL BAG OF FINGERS

MITT ROMNEY IS A MATHEMATICIAN TWAT SHIT

A STEREOTYPICAL BLACK MAN WITH NO EYES HAS POOP ON HIS HEAD. HE IS CHAINED AT THE THROAT

A man with an eye patch and no legs fights a smaller yellow gorilla.

THE BROCCOLI NEEDS TO GET ON SHAQS LEVEL

MEDUSA SAVES A PERSON WHO IS DYING OF A SNAKE BITE. ALSO DONG!

A FRENCHIE LOOKING AT A BAGUETTE WITH TWO TOMATOES AT THE BASE AT A SLIT AT THE OPPOSITE SIDE'S TIP

MUSHROOM GROWING OUT OF A GOOGLY EYED WORM

OBAMA WITH A TACO IN IS ASSHOLE

SNAKE OUTTA POO, SUP