A mouse wearing a football helmet.

A bed with a box hidden underneath. I wonder what it contains... It better be a bound-up nude chick you nigger.

Some faggot who played that stupid shopping cart flash game.

Those theater faces representing happiness and sadness.

I can't tell what the fuck it is. A postage stamp, maybe?

You are the run and jump.

A blob/piece of shit with glasses expresses joy at an unseen thing.

Cookie monster had enough cookies and now desires sex.

A red stick person wants to die for some fucking reason which I don't really care about.

A negro sucks out the liquid from a hole in the sugar can.

Pooh, why are you doing that to Piglet?

The average low-life piece of shit who browses the internet for god knows why instead of doing something productive.