A clue.

Big bird must pay back his loans from his horrible pimp Elmo by prostituting himself. A passing man looks intreged and disturbed.

She wore an itsy gutsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.

a lamp wishes me a happy new year. Where the fuck were you 27 days ago ass hat?

A hairy lemon questions if I like his lemony bethonged ass. I do Mr. Lemon. Oh I do.

Acting tsundere to Gabe Newell

A fuckin' dumbshit.

Two ciggarettes makin' their way downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass, and i'm homebound.

A scene kid just shit on my screen.

All those other green aliens with the kicked up pumps better out run my microwave radiation

A sad woman made if butter mourns the tragic loss of her top hat wearing pipe smoking husband

Some one loves multicultural homosexuals. It's nice that they could come out on the internet. I for one support them.