You stare into God's eyes...and see his soul...

A wart has grown its own consciousness, and even has a wart of its own.

Your herpes has evolved, sir-- herpies 2.0, I'm afraid it's spread to your eyes ...

That Mugabe might be a slave torturing dictator, but he sure can juggle watermelons well.

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A vomiting Kirby that also looks cute.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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