A bowling alley where the only rule is you must bowl with doritos and nothing else

A rastafarian zombie uses his own torn off arm to paint a terrible surrealist picture

A quadruple-mammaried giant green ant is pole dancing.

A literally black man with red eyes says GET IN MY MOUTH BITCH to his yellow, split-faced, blue eyed counterpart

A GANGSTA TRIES TO BREAK AND ENTER WITH A BANANA, WATCHU DOIN FOO DAT AINT GON DO NUTTIN

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A father's wife and son looks on while he breaks his legs doing a split like a boss.

An angry bird tries to do advanced trigonometry.

S loves a picture frame with an african american snowman with a garden gnome hat holding two blue lines

A black sumo wrestler doesn't know what to do with boobs.

Dale the chipmunk stares at you creepily from another keyboard

A really thin snake. It might be chasing a small red thing in the corner.

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