DAYUM BRUDDA DAS A NIGGA GENIE IF I SEEN ONE YO BETTA WISH FO SOME MILLIONS DOLLA O SOME SHI', DAWG

A polar bear crossed with a bumblebee, named Justin. Aw, isn't he just the cutest red-eyed abomination?

That one guy from that movie, what was his name again? Oh yeah, Break-it Barney, giving you a thumbs down.

Oh man, it's that fucking blood-crying angel from Kirby 64, 02. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP, DRAWER, YOU HAVE A LOT TO LIVE UP TO

Mr. T. don't speak no fucking spic language, so get outta his face with that jibber jabber!

MALE ONLY PANTSLESS PARTY, PARTY HARD

A ninja kills a man for incorrectly calling shuriken "ninja stars." Weaboo scum, no one actually cares about your kawaii desu terminology.

Shhhh... Grandma is passed out on the floor again, we need to be quiet so she doesn't wake up...

TALKING ABOUT MASTERFUCKLES ONLY MAKES THE PROBLEM WORSE. A happy blue sphere

SO A MONKEY AND A MAN FROM LITHUANIA WALK INTO A BAR

New Chain

THE MOST RADDEST PICTURE YOU CAN DRAW, DUDE!

My only regret is that I have Boneitis.

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