The heinous Some Sewage Disposal Co. actually releases the sewage into the drinking water. A bystander watches nearby in disgust.

Blind artist with a severe camel toe.

Classic Jack-O-Lantern. #2spooky

No, Jeff, you go the fuck to sleep.

TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!

A rose holding someone at gun point. (Guns And Roses. Clever.)

A tomato stares disappointingly at a walnut dating a pair of lungs.

Always~ I want to be with you and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony! OH LOVE!~

I CAME!

This face speaks to me; it says "Fuck this shit and fuck you."

The house got so pissed that he locked the homeowner out. The homeowner looks on, wondering wtf he did wrong.

SeedEater has decided to take up fancy attire.

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