Doodle or Die

Basically this is what popular culture has you believe happens when you drop acid.

Doodle or Die

It was a dark and stormy night. The pepto bismol storm was vicious as usual, but slightly more chalky than the norm.

a very, very, very tiny ant. Like...atomic small. realllllly small. Beyond miniature. almost beyond microscopic.

Doodle or Die

He was going to get that last Coke out of the machine. Fuck Pepsi. Larry the Lemon had enough.

Doodle or Die

After years of being next to each other, V and U finally get down to business

Good purple flower wallpaper

A duck versus a humanoid parrot in the boxing match of the century

Goldfish using a laptop to find his long lost twin brother

Green blood cells

The laziest way to eat a hot dog

New Chain

Interior crocodile alligator

fat superman versus evil ostrich crew

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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