Cat-snake prepares to take its first bite of a delicious, red apple.

A skinny man is stood up by his Valentine's Day date. An uneaten canned crab sits on a heart-shaped table in front of him.

TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

Shrieking man cannot afford proper dental care

Angry eggplant seeks homicidal vengeance for deaths of cracked egg cousins