An infatuated nurse with an eager pink dildo.

Two happy stickmen are skiing dangerously close to each other at high speeds.

A robot holding a ball of ice uses a thermometer to identify the ice's temperature; it's 26 degrees.

A happy whale breaches the surface, displaying the bright pink bow atop her head.

A topless sheriff with fuzzy brown chaps and pointed cowboy boots throws his hat, an act which he has obviously performed many times.

One wave apologizes to another regarding where he poops while a man on a boat sails atop them watching huge birds flying on a sunny day.

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A man with no arms attempts to play golf despite the large crowd that has gathered to laugh at him.

An angry green jellyfish wears a pink necktie.

An angry face in the sky frowns upon a sad man who may or may not have just partaken in the chopping of a log.

An angry man with a stone hammer begins to assault a crying victim.

An erect gay pink desk chair shouts "FABULOUS!"

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