Two deformed people making out (one of them has brown magic coming out of his hand).

Bat gremlin dad comes into your room to find that one of your shoes has turned into a floating piece of cheese. "The hell is that?"

A wild brown dot appears! Go, grey dot!

Fire-breathing jerk.

Anti-social justice, anti-social networking.

Doodle or Die

Snowman mind-controlling a UFO to blow up a barn.

New Chain

Big fake tits.

Best tits ever

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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