THE MAN IS PEEING INTO THE SUN

Oh dear lord. Um... a rock-ape person with eyes bleeding, sucking his thumb on the grass contentedly.

STRANGER DANGER, GUY PERVING ON LADY THROUGH WINDOW

Dear lord, Spongebob

A smiling panda with anime blushies offers a hug with a little heart floating next to his head

A car-turkey-yam hybrid expelling fluid from its behind?

Heavily unhinged man (maybe stoned?) with a razor buzzing next to his head. I think he also has lice, maybe?

Zombie ghost man with cool sunglasses and a gravity defying hairdo

Bad puns from a deranged Strawberry