Professor Farnsworth gives himself snake fingers.

Ducks dressed in formal attire discussing PR**

Your dad getting his daily ration of cum.

New Chain

Dad is horny tonight son!

I dunno. A big fuckload of shit

Blue woman in a dark room asking to be raped

A gentleman of African descent contemplating whether he should commit rape or murder today.

Doodle or Die

A doughnut with a diploma in sucking and fucking

Doodle or Die

Person black kid watching you fap on top of a tree.

The coat squad is coming

Superman got a coat so strong. Make the girls wanna suck and fuck it all night long or from the back. But now I wanna snatch my cat back.

New Chain

Zyzz returns from the dead!

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