an hydrochephalic bird is home alone, wants to go out

giant cock trying to rape a dolphin

a grey swan in hell

a girl with mouth tentacles chasing a yellow leeche which seems pretty afraid

a skeleton in brasil soccer suit, kickin a ball and listening to a boombox with an apple on it

a sniper on a cabin's roof inside a cave on a mountain

a fling fish telling "sorry man" to an upset pirate without arms, responding "motherfucker" to it

an hawaian dancer overweight and with clear hepatic illness, doing lapdance and saying "aloha"

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a blue bearded irish man sitting on a throne and having a sexual intercourse with Mrs. Pacman

cop chasing a vampire (a guy with long canine teeth and a red cloak) with a gun or a tazer

black stick man throwing a green apple to a pink giant jellyfish

a bird with 2 arms (and 2 wings) very satisfied of spraying diarrhea

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