Condimental Beatdown.

a cute li'l witch

Satan can't stand to look at his own reflection in the mirror some mornings.

In the pursuit of science, a man tries to force repellant magnets together. He also has pinkeye.

a digimon with multicolored bananas covering scalp and nape of neck is displeased

Alas, poor Yorick...

Desert islands get very lonely without their requisite shirtless man.

Doodle or die sucks it's too popular.

Racially charged.

The words "your mamma." Underline twice in the closest thing DoD has for red and add three red exclamation points.

A woman with misaligned eyes, a massive chin, and differently-sized arms wonders why men don't call back.

He can.