Confusion grips a frightened bald man.
Arrow says NO! to tree movie reel.
Poor music taste leads man to lose spleen.
Man's mission to Mars unsuccessful
A menagerie of broken dreams...
I do flags good.
Confusion gripes the nation as a serial killer leaves them all in suspense.
Church weddings are shit!
I will not think about purple, I will not think about purple!
You're a star! Yee-eaaahhhh!