Confusion grips a frightened bald man.

Arrow says NO! to tree movie reel.

Poor music taste leads man to lose spleen.

Man's mission to Mars unsuccessful

A menagerie of broken dreams...

I do flags good.

Confusion gripes the nation as a serial killer leaves them all in suspense.

Church weddings are shit!

I will not think about purple, I will not think about purple!

You're a star! Yee-eaaahhhh!