Jeremy enjoys Bathing in his giant porcelain ballet slipper.

Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho reduced to the artistry of a quadruple amputee.

A man, wearing a forced and uneasy smile, laments over the lack of depth in the hollow shell that is his life.

Recent online surveys indicate that Texans are the most under-achieving people excepting maybe the Greeks.

Why do I have no friends?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. a star screams: "Gerald! stay with me damnit! NOOOO?!?!?!"

Lazersnail wears mickey mouse ears whilst having a spectacularly lit epileptic fit(hey that rhymes).

The slight featured, pale skinned daughter of the Colonel refused to marry the heir to the neighboring plantation empire.

Batman is secretly a cop.

Jane could not resist Tarzan's big round... eyes.

Even the sun loves Casper the ghost.

Children's music artists have recently attempted to exploit the ever expanding market for violence glorified in song.