A Martian hiding in a boat.

Pirate Santa lost his hand in Vietnam. Thankfully, construction workers can fix it for him :3

Don't drink and drive, kids.

Blonde girl explaining to Astronaut Jesus that there is - in fact - no god. Astronaut Jesus is sad.

Pizza delivered from Strange pattern's Pizza is really gross (and a little anti-semitic).

Psychopath facing existential crises runs over a happy man rocking a ponytail.

A blue man lost his face on the ground next to a tree.

Sad person listening to an ugly telephone.