Retarded Bumblebee posing as a bus.

Giant elephants killed all the dinosaurs.

Fly is sad because his brothers are about to get killed by a giant red snail wearing a welders mask.

Anxious Broccoli doesn't like being around the omelette.

Smooth pink curly handwriting describing a popular 90's song for gays.

A guy in orange pants laying a chemical turd near a factory

Red Angrybird

A nigger duck that found his cocaine stash at the end of the rainbow.

Red Noo-noo investigating a blue police box

New Chain

Catfork invasion on Normandy Beach

A mutant spinach spitting water in an old british lady's face

Postcard of Crab Island with no crabs on it.

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