Laura was a happy little carrot, and she went to bed in her swimsuit. Then one day a man covered in leaves came and growled at her.

MissPepe just wanted some love, so she applied chocolate lipstick so that sh would be kissed one special night.

LittleTommyWasAHappyLittleBoatHeWasALifeBoatOnTheTitanic!OneDayThereWereLoudNoisesAndHeHadToHelpPeople!HEDID!TOMMY IS A HAPPY BOAT!!!!!

This is Frito, a beautiful space dog who simply wanted equality for all french fries. He was sent on a meteor for his protests.HeCanSeeStars