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A farmer is crying a beacuse a giant retarded goldfish is bleeding

an angry blue rolled taco strangleling a dog

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a oscar with pjs

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Gumball got hit my a train after getting hit by a car.

The 7th of February never existed

lol w0t a plate of water cress salad

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a guy with a cup on a table

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