Lisa S., no, that's too obvious, lets call her L. Simpson, cuts herself :/

A green and blue lamp, might look astonishingly fabulous on one night stand.

Old one-toothed grandpa surfs on a green Pacman on a black wave

The sadness of Slimy, the green Cousin of Ditto, is unbearable.

Baseball Captain won the trophy, so why would killing a man be a big deal?

four eyes, four forearms.

A cat is in a phase of shock as it gets shot THROUGH the body by an arrow. Not to the knee.

Naked Lisa is expecting a spanking by Milhouse

The most 'murican of cats!

Grumpy Cat? NO.

A thick World of Warcraft nerd is doing bad in school.

Grandma Junkiehand just shot herself more heroin on a park bench.