The rain in Maine stays mainly on the plains while Big Foot dances a jigg!

someone is surprised to get a piece of ass for their birthday!!! BOOYAH!

ur brain on drugs

When your crush farts in front of you by accident and you hear it!!!

The elephant doesn't want anymore clams riding it.

My girlfriend cheated on me so I found Hagrid and asked him where his giant spider lived! We soon plotted her death!!!

poorly drawn ostrich!

a stick figure with blue eyes holding a green phone says "WHO AM I gonna call?"

3 ice cubes look sad cuz one melted. one cube says "NOT COOl man" LOL

a spider eating a blue worm?

a tropical frog in a pizza hut uniform with a box of pizza in left hand

black and white face with blood all over it with blue hair.