I'm tellin' you it ain't right, the way that goblin child jumps from roof to roof covered in grease and smelling like dead fish.

The moment we gave the chimp a gun we knew we had made a mistake. He had his own agenda.

The sun watches in horror as a man pees into a fish's mouth. The man and fish seem fairly calm by this.

A refined gentleman cat offers a high 5.

He calls himself "The Wizard" but really I think he's just a homeless guy.

Ass cancer. Cancer in the ass. Butt cancer. Cancerous butt. It's a butt with cancer. Butt + cancer = this picture

An angry snake with wings and one extremely muscular arm. He gon' get ya!

Baby ascending to the heavens in a giant mug.

A budgie riding a rocket out of a shit tornado

Weed dumps you for another man

An alien propositions a monster for sex.

Rainbow penguin can't find home