karkat as a magical girl
alfred f jones very disappointed in a band called "the weather"
long-armed man is not influenced by the cactus-seductress beast
a math book sundae
bermuda triangle: THE MUSICAL
slenderman decapitating a little boy
HOW DO I LIIIIIIVE WITHOUT YOU
someone hallucinating that someone else dressed as a muffin is actually a real muffin
dirk and gamzee touching each other's butts
swedish cheese commercial