Chinese carrots, mang!

Tiny-headed bodybuilder in yellow shorts doing pushups while crying.

A baby is about to be crushed by a giant heart outside his house.

Sausage-link-Link is defending hyrule castle from the horrors of hunger!

green hulk-cow-zombie eats a stupid my-little-pony

Transparent zombie cow is here to steal your cud.

Mr. Potato Head was running...his buddies were just blown up next to him. Vietnam is not kind to a soldier spud.

You asked for a pimp hand with too many fingers

Poorly written arson letter.

"Sir, the giant bacon is heading straight for earth! What should we do?"

headless chicken plus little red car equals DELICIOUS.

Angry bearded man with an eyepatch laughs at three sad bananas.