This glass of water is number one.

A turd shooting green tank!

Bowling with your own bloody (and hairy) head!

Y slap me?! Says the irritated slapped man to the slappee.

A man with a peanut-buttered chest and jelly covered forehead says, "Sure is cool in here."

Giant orange eyeball says, "I'm watching you." to a nervous dude wearing flippin' awesome gloves.

Down up down up down. Hmm...

Pink buildings in front of a nice... blue, purple, orange and yellow sky?

CRAZY TURKEY!

A cat enjoys a nice glass of milk underwater.

New Chain

A shoe for a hat. What a concept!

Doodle or Die

An angel receives a long awaited package from UPS... A green worm!

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