Mario is half way through his transformation as a dinosaur and just took an overdose of paracetamol.

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Doodle or Die

Minority abuse

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Sam has large nipples.

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I want one direction to simultaneously suck my arse.

A frisky robot giving everyone in the world a gift.

New Chain

A jew playing monopoly

A lemon grill strutting his stuff.

Polish people suck major cookies

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