Neil Patrick Harris can't math.

A man who wishes he was the sun.

Watermelon don't take no shit.

The worst thing you've always wanted.

I don't think you know how fucked you are.

Quite frankly, I am rather exhausted from the abundance of slithering reptiles aboard this air carrier.

THURRRRRR

I'm calling the fucking ASPCA.

What we can only assume is the opposite of a fashion statement.

That shit looks delicious.

And Mario never saved anyone ever again.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man having the time of his damn life.