"Get on me, big jelly", said the blonde woman with the butt chin to the deviant jelly bottle.

the apple tree is rendered speechless by it's friend, the boob tree.

happy guy has eyebrows with faces

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red sweet and a green sweet don't like each other.

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yellow soup with some stems and a snail in it

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green dinosaur with floating head. shitting.

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man paragliding from a giant pizza, into the sea.

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