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an alien with a big car is not all that excited

the black guy from futurama at a skrillex concert

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the first word in the quran

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obama taking a big ol' shit on the constitution

A skinny person being oppressed by XXL-size shirts

A red balloon wearing a human disguise reveals its identity

A fat guy in a wifebeater pulls out the fetus from his wifes stomach

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A Southern town circa 1887

Mario orally examines a pregnant black womans stomach

A car that's painted so it looks like a turtle

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