Charlie suddenly discovers that, despite having no opposable thumbs or real speech capabilities, his phone sex service is going quite well.

Sherlock Holmes is desperately in love with John Watson.

Sassy Ginny Weasley.

This is not appropriate fire-extinguishing behavior.

A neglectful mother.

A prideful goat.

A slutty skateboarder with luscious curls.

Please contact your physician if your erection lasts longer than four hours, as this is a sign of a rare but serious side effect.

A lonely corkscrew who sees no purpose in life because he is so very very alone. He wants to become a detective instead.

This is the sort of game children should not be playing.

It could be a tree but it could also be the backside of a green lump as it drags its bloody self back home.

I'M NOT A PERVERT.