WHY ARE ALL THESE DESCRIPTIONS SO poopy?

Ah am naht amoooosd.

6rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrik,

I like candy

you CAT to be kitten

Thats Us _________

BOB with a littl more love

Hairy butt

formal banana

Sun and moon trying to hit on a witch

Dog x LOL

Gasping Pickle