Imagine pornography starring Ned Flanders and his bastard lovechild. You have now imagined something that is nothing like this picture. Cat.

The first black man on the moon having a barbecue while the earth is destroyed in the background

A guy flips the fuck out over getting a flu shot. Another guy attempts to calm him by telling him it won't hurt.

An anthropomorphic stop sign chases after a man. The man is confused, as he rightly should be.

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Ol' Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo city like a big playground...

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Racist Bassist.

A man complaining that he is bad at drawing. It's not impossible! Just hard. Google some tutorials, sir.

A blonde wears a pointed hat saying "Dumb". What a fucking surprise.

A person will not draw any more penises. Frankly, I cannot blame him/her.

A pink cow/horse hybrid hooker holds a red purse. OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE: Give her massive tits.

Doodle or Die

Fucking a cum dumpster

A man using a reference image to decide if someone is fat.

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