A bald person slaps their giant breasts against another bald person's face. I'm guessing at a chemo-therapy hospital

A man proposes to a woman who's only in it for the brains

Professor Hitler explains logic to his class of blonde haired blue eyed students

A new line of blow up dolls now speak to you in broken english

LIFE AND EVERYTHING

A cow eats the remains of the grinch

What's this? You know what, if I tried to describe it you'd fail. Just draw... pizza

The world searches for nicki minaj. After many years of searching they find out she's turned into a bear.

What is this? I ordered my pizza 90 YEARS AGO

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Pizza, but with pizzazz

Deformed pacman swallows earth

2 girls 1 cup and 2 girls 1 finger team up for a collaboration video!

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