Spider Hotdog can leap tall buildings and feed small children in a single bound.

Jam fight.

Strippers shouldn't have hips like this.

Friendly New Yorker.

Smells like cheese in here.

Tobogganing with a cat on your head.

Kids playing in a tree house.

So obviously Raphael, enjoying a slice.

Dat a fiiiiiiiiine ass!

Green monster uses purple belt to contain his gigantic belly.

NHL Goalie Fight!

I don't want to.