superman eyes shoot out red silly string as he says hi to his buddy.

two zombies stand on one of two blue buildings with yellow windows while one bends over and the other looks away.

an artist stands in front of his painting which recently vanished.

after this small yellow man's accident, the only noise he can make is the "incorrect" Jeopardy buzzer.

"imma show you how i do it. firstly, i squeeze in the ketchups in ma face-hole. and then, then... THEN FRENCH FRIES RAIN UPON MY FACE!!"

happy acne angel flies home to pimple god.

batman takes a hit of weed and considers that if he ever took a sidekick, calling him "batboy," would be confusing at baseball games.

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needle pink skin

angry man picks his nose.

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drunk lesbians from outer space.

a drawing of a man draws a squiggle with a HUGE PENCIL.

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